____________________________________ Coffin ⚜ Got soul for me?⚜
» Sentence Starters (Teen Titans Edition)
"Well how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?"
"Not everything on the menu is a pizza topping."
"Are you pit-sniffers normally this stupid?"
"That didn't just happen. Tell me that didn't just happen."
"This is the worst thing that could ever happen!"
"See? SHE thinks I'm funny."
"Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?"
"Uh, you can't be the good guys. We're the good guys."
"You've been chasing the wrong girl."
"Well, you're an over-sized klutz and your feet smell like motor oil!"
"The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind."
"Okay, it's not a ridiculous prank...it's a BRILLIANT one!"
"Is this punishment? I did something wrong?"
"You are such a clorbag."
"You can't stay mad forever. What? Do I have to do the face? You know you can't resist the face."
"You have to be all right, okay?"
"I'm sorry. I never said it, but I'm really, really sorry."
"Four and a half pounds of baby back ribs! Man, I love picnic food!"
"At least she listens. I just kinda tune you out."
"Look, I'd love to talk fashion, but I don't suppose you'd know how to get home?"
"I always thought you were funny, but hey, looks aren't everything!"
"First you nuke breakfast, then finally laugh at my jokes, then you're all weepy, and now you're a Marine?! Make up your mind!"
"I'm way better looking than this. And taller."
"Ladies, please - one at a time. You'll all get to take a picture with me."
"So my fellow couch potatoes, what'll it be?"
"'Kay, do you come with subtitles?"
"You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don't blame them."
"Uh, how did I get here and why am I covered in drool?"
"Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain! I just don't use it much..."
"All you care about, you destroy."
"Don't you ever compare me to him."
"I will not be havin' attitude from a boat!"
"I will annihilate them - and I will make you watch."
"That was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work."
"And you guys thought my zombie theory was crazy."
"All-you-can-eat... free-form... breakfast explosion!"
"No, there's no meat in tofu, it's tofu!"
"He'll get ketchup on the seats!"
"I only turned the music up to DROWN OUT ALL THE YELLING!"
"KNOCK IT OFF! I can't work with you two acting like idiots!"
"Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear."
"Now, who said y'all could start without me?"
"My body may have its limitations, but when I put my mind to it, there's nothing I can't do."
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» Your character finds mine passed out sleeping naked in bed. What do they do?

the-brass-lantern:

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aroturier:

thespidersintention:

@Jinko227

harhar snerk NOW SPIN, Ciel,   S P I N!!!

(Sebastian really ought to look happier, doncha think?)

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I’ll show you that I can have both. My dream and a relay with friends. I’ll swim with the best team I can make, and make all of this a reality.

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» Some Cute Sentence Starters
"I'm sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes"
"You're beautiful, you know that?"
"If I could, I would kiss away all your scars"
"You're all I've ever wanted"
"You're...magnificent"
"I think I might be falling in love with you"
"Everything about you can be described in one word. Perfect"
"My life would be so boring if you weren't in it"
"I have something to say. Three words, eight letters. I...got food."
"Your lips look so soft. I could kiss them all day long"
"We should get a puppy!"
"We should get a kitten"
"He/She is nothing compared to you"
"I need to choose a pet name for you. Any ideas?"
"I hate seeing you unhappy so now I'm going to do everything I can to cheer you up. Even if it means making a fool of myself"
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» Send my muse kisses you want to give them!

sidestuiff:

  • ✚ for a kiss on a wound.
  • ♕ for a kiss of swearing fealty.
  • ✿ for a sweet kiss on the cheek.
  • ♠ for a kiss that leaves a mark on the skin.
  • ♆ for a kiss where there is a pulse.
  • ϡ for a kiss that lets you know I love you.
  • ღ for a kiss filled with passion and need.
  • † for a kiss to say good bye forever.
  • ✄ for hateful kiss — gonna make you feel the scorn okay?!
  • ☂ for a kiss in the rain.
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Matsuoka Siblings + Expressions

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The first stages of becoming a Fujoshi: Denial

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